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Okay, I know it's sexist. So sue me. 1=Austin Power's chest hair, 10=Ewan McGregor. 5=Parker Lewis. you can fill in the rest.

I want to be the 6th Mrs Jean Claude Van Damme
Hello! This is sooo a joke. JC is about the most unattractive person on the planet. Usually, if JC is referred to, I'm talking about someone else. You just don't know who.

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