Hey a Movie! __ Happiness Hotel __ Night Life
The First Time It Happens __ Miss Piggy's Fantasy

Hey, A Movie!
There'll be spectacle
There'll be fantasy
There'll be derring do
And stuff like you would never see
Hey! A movie!
Yeah! We're gonna be movie
Starring everybody- And me
There'll be heroes bold
There'll be comedy
And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
Hey! A movie!
We can watch it all develop
Starring everybody- And me

We'll take a world
And set it on its ear
Come on join in
We're gonna start right here
There'll be crooks and cops
There'll be villainy
But with us on call
We'll fix it all real easily
Hey! A movie!
Wow! It's gonna be terrific
Starring everybody- And me!

There'll be mystery
And catastrophe
But it's all in fun
You paid the money wait and see
Hey! A movie!
Is there any way to stop it!?
Starring everybody
Everybody
Everybody- And me!...

Finale
Pops: We had comedy
Scooter: We had mystery
Fozzie: Had a real good time and solved the crime real easily
All: Hey a movie!
Statler & Waldorf: I just can't believe they did it!
All: Starring ev'rybody
Beauregard: And me
Kermit: There was spectacle
Piggy: There was fantasy
Kermit: Where we took a chance
Piggy: And saw romance end happily
Kermit: In a movie
Piggy: Oh, Kermie
Rowlf: I just love a happy ending
Kermit: One for everybody
Piggy: Everybody
Rowlf: Everybody
All: Everybody
Animal: EVERYBODY!
Gonzo: Everybody
All: Everybody in the world And me!
Pops: And me!
Janice: And me!
Rizzo: And me!
Beaker: Mee Me!
Animal: AND ME!
Sam: And me
Scooter: And me!
Lew: And me!
Rowlf: And me!
Chef: Mnd me!
Zoot: And me!
Floyd: And me!
Dr. Teeth: And me!
Fozzie: And me! Aaaaaaahhhhh!

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Happiness Hotel
Oh there's no fire in the fireplace there's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order dinner, there's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kind of bumpy and you need to rest a spell
Well, welcome home, to Happiness Hotel.

[Spoken] Pops: Hey, how you guys fixing to pay?
Kermit: What are our choices?
Pops: A) cash, b) credit card, c) sneak out in the middle of the night.
Fozzie: We'll take "c."
Pops: Very popular choice.

If you got luggage keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
Cause the bellhops ain't too organized and the elevator's stuck
So if you don't mind friendly animals and can learn to stand the smell
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.

[Spoken] Kermit: Y'know, I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like rats.
Rowlf: You should see the chambermaids!

Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander you will never do as well
Okay, the lobby's looking shabby and it's got the wrong address
And the whole dang thing has been condemned by American Express
Still the management is cheerful though the whole joint's gone to hell
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.

[Spoken] Kermit: [to Electric Mayhem]: You guys live here?
Floyd: Yeah, but only between gigs, so that means we've been here this time...what?...five years?
Janice: Well, like, okay, y'know, I mean, like, okay, things are really gonna break as soon as we get our new glossies!
Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer, he seems a little crazed.
Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: RENOIR! RENOIR!

Oh, there are bugs (there are bugs)
And there are lice (there are lice)
Sure, we have our little problems, but you'll never beat the price
You got every kind of critter,
you got every kind of pest,
But we treat 'em all as equals just like any other guest
Though you're cleaner than the others, still as far as we can tell,
You'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel
We'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel!!

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Night Life
Gimme my good friends
’N play me my music
Yeah, gimme my night life
Talk me that guitar
’N roll me that boogie
Hey, gimme my night life
We'll dance in the moonlight
We'll rock until dawn
'N if you can not dig it baby
I'm movin' on
Sing me the good times'
Cause I need the feelin'
Yeah, Gimme that night life
We'll dance in the moonlight
We'll rock until dawn
'N if you can not dig it baby
I'm movin' on
Sing me the good times
'Cause I need the feelin'
Yeah, Gimme that night life
Gimme that night life
Gimme that night life

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The First Time It Happens
The first time you see her
No bolt from the blue
Just something so quiet
That's waiting for you
With no one to tell you
Where you've got to go
The first time it happens
You know...

The first time you see her
No magical change
No angels appearing
No dreams to arrange
Just warmer and colder
Than springtime or snow
The first time it happens
You know...

And so you fall
And how complete it is
And for each new moment that it lasts
How sweet it is
The first time together
How simple, how rare
And just when you thought
You'd forgot how to care
And though you feel much more
Than you'd dare to show
The first time it happens
You know...

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Miss Piggy’s Fantasy
A miracle of spring
A miracle of beauty
Bedazzled by the magic of one smile...
A vision of loveliness
A universe of charms
We'll never rest until
You're in our arms

Daffodils...Miss Piggy
Whipporwills...Miss Piggy
Everything that's lovely and warm and,
Spring...Miss Piggy
Fantasy...Miss Piggy
Ecstasy...Miss Piggy
All that's fair or fine or wonderful or anything
Miss Piggy
When does the rapture begin and grow
Where does devotion and passion go
Oh, happiness...Miss Piggy
One cares...Miss Piggy
All the world's ever wanted
Was you - a dream come true
Ah, Miss Piggy
It's you

When does the rapture begin and grow
Where does devotion and passion go
Oh, happiness...Miss Piggy
One cares...Miss Piggy
All the world's ever wanted
Was you - a dream come true
Ah, Miss Piggy...
It's you!(3x)

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