Happiness Hotel
Oh there's no fire in the fireplace there's no carpet on the floor
Don't try to order dinner, there's no kitchen anymore
But if the road's been kind of bumpy and you need to rest a spell
Well, welcome home, to Happiness Hotel.
[Spoken] Pops: Hey, how you guys fixing to pay? Kermit: What are our choices? Pops: A) cash, b) credit card, c) sneak out in the middle of the night. Fozzie: We'll take "c." Pops: Very popular choice.
If you got luggage keep it handy but you're runnin' out of luck
Cause the bellhops ain't too organized and the elevator's stuck
So if you don't mind friendly animals and can learn to stand the smell
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.
[Spoken] Kermit: Y'know, I may be mistaken but the bellhops look like rats. Rowlf: You should see the chambermaids!
Welcome home (welcome home),
Welcome home (welcome home),
No matter where you wander you will never do as well
Okay, the lobby's looking shabby and it's got the wrong address
And the whole dang thing has been condemned by American Express
Still the management is cheerful though the whole joint's gone to hell
Well, welcome home, to the Happiness Hotel.
[Spoken] Kermit: [to Electric Mayhem]: You guys live here? Floyd: Yeah, but only between gigs, so that means we've been here this time...what?...five years? Janice: Well, like, okay, y'know, I mean, like, okay, things are really gonna break as soon as we get our new glossies! Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer, he seems a little crazed. Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery. Animal: RENOIR! RENOIR!
Oh, there are bugs (there are bugs)
And there are lice (there are lice)
Sure, we have our little problems, but you'll never beat the price
You got every kind of critter,
you got every kind of pest,
But we treat 'em all as equals just like any other guest
Though you're cleaner than the others, still as far as we can tell,
You'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel
We'll fit right in at Happiness Hotel!!
Night Life
Gimme my good friends ’N play me my music Yeah, gimme my night life Talk me that guitar ’N roll me that boogie Hey, gimme my night life We'll dance in the moonlight We'll rock until dawn 'N if you can not dig it baby I'm movin' on Sing me the good times' Cause I need the feelin' Yeah, Gimme that night life We'll dance in the moonlight We'll rock until dawn 'N if you can not dig it baby I'm movin' on Sing me the good times 'Cause I need the feelin' Yeah, Gimme that night life Gimme that night life Gimme that night life
The First Time It Happens
The first time you see her
No bolt from the blue
Just something so quiet
That's waiting for you
With no one to tell you
Where you've got to go
The first time it happens
You know...
The first time you see her
No magical change
No angels appearing
No dreams to arrange
Just warmer and colder
Than springtime or snow
The first time it happens
You know...
And so you fall
And how complete it is
And for each new moment that it lasts
How sweet it is
The first time together
How simple, how rare
And just when you thought
You'd forgot how to care
And though you feel much more
Than you'd dare to show
The first time it happens
You know...
Miss Piggy’s Fantasy
A miracle of spring
A miracle of beauty
Bedazzled by the magic of one smile...
A vision of loveliness
A universe of charms
We'll never rest until
You're in our arms
Daffodils...Miss Piggy
Whipporwills...Miss Piggy
Everything that's lovely and warm and,
Spring...Miss Piggy
Fantasy...Miss Piggy
Ecstasy...Miss Piggy
All that's fair or fine or wonderful or anything
Miss Piggy
When does the rapture begin and grow
Where does devotion and passion go
Oh, happiness...Miss Piggy
One cares...Miss Piggy
All the world's ever wanted
Was you - a dream come true
Ah, Miss Piggy
It's you
When does the rapture begin and grow
Where does devotion and passion go
Oh, happiness...Miss Piggy
One cares...Miss Piggy
All the world's ever wanted
Was you - a dream come true
Ah, Miss Piggy...
It's you!(3x)
