It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It's like a kind of torture To have to watch the show And now let's get things started Why don't you get things started It's time to get things started On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show!
Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere I like adventure I like romance I love great jokes Animal dance!! I've got my computer I swing through the air I play the piano And I have blue hair Me, I invent things Mee mee mee meee!
Nanny: Is everything all right in here?All: Yes, Nanny.
Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you Muppet Muppet Muppet Muppet Babies Babies Babies Babies Make dreams come true
If you're a human being, take a break from the race Take a load off your feet, wipe the nose off your face Got a lot to do and we do it for you Everybody take your place Muppets tonight! You're gonna see something better Tonight's the night! You're gonna hear things you've never heard We got a show for you Guaranteed brand new Here come the muppets tonight!
We got a show for you Guaranteed brand-new Here come the muppets Here come the muppets Here come the muppets tonight!
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